I often find myself laughing out loud in my cubicle. I'm certain I look ridiculous, but sometimes I just can't help but to burst out in a quite audible laugh, all to familiar to friends and family. This laugh can resonate. This laugh can shatter a wine glass. And, this laugh can draw attention from across the room. It's not something I'm necessarily proud of, and quite frankly its a nuisance during the work day when I'm trying to get some work done.
I'll open a forwarded message from a friend with a link to a silly youtube video, and... KABOOM! - out comes my laugh. It's like vomit, you just can't help but let it out. So, what do I do in these moments you ask?
Well, this is something I like to call the "muffler". I name these special tricks, you see. I'd like to think that someday when I have a whole slue of 'em I can compile my cubicle tips into a bestselling must-have classic.
The "muffler" can only be used when you know a laugh is coming. You have to prepare yourself when opening a funny photo of an lol cat, or a video sent to you by your wacky friend in Boston about a freak-of-nature-animal doing a trick. (see video clip below)
When you are about to open up this file/link, bite into an apple, stuff a rolled up pair of gloves, or a hunk of clean tissues into your mouth. Be sure to breathe slowly out of your nose - as I have once hyperventilated in this process. The hunk-o-junk in your gabber stops any embarrassing noise from coming out and disrupting the work flow, all the while you are viewing the special treat sent to you by a buddy.
Please enjoy this special treat I received during work. It's the perfect chance to test out the "muffler".
ENJOY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Even a "muffler" of sound proof foam could not mellow that laugh of yours. How about the little "trick" those who have to suffer through hearing that laugh need, "Earmuffs" I prefer those of airport runway strength.
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